Sunday, January 6, 2013

Where do babies come from?

After lunch, we're driving home and 4yo has been pondering life's greatest questions when he has a stark realization. 

4yo: Mommy! The baby can't come out of your belly! Because then it would BREAK!

Me: You're right, it would. It's okay though, the baby just grows in mommy's belly. 
It doesn't come out of my belly.

4yo: Oh, so what then? It just comes out of your mouth or sonking? (read: something)

Me: *failing miserably at not laughing* No, honey, not from mommy's mouth, just out from under mommy's body.

4yo: Ohhhhhh. Okay. 


Glad we avoided THAT conversation.

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